Until then, I give you: The refrain from Jason Derulo’s The Other Side, presented with entirely unsexy commentary.
Tonight we’ll just get drunk
Drunk is usually classified as a Blood Alcohol Content (B.A.C.) (or percentage of blood volume that is alcohol) of >0.08.
Disturb the peace
Disturbing the peace is considered a misdemeanor, punishable by fine or up to 90 days in jail.
Find your hands, all over me
The human hand contains 27 bones.
And then you bite your lip
The Upper Lip Bite Test (ULBT) was introduced in 2003 as a way to predict patients with difficult intubations (the insertion of a breathing tube into the mouth). The higher a patient can bite the upper lip with the lower incisors, the lower the difficulty.
Whisper and say
Approximately 15-20 decibels (dBs), or about the equivalent of rustling leaves.
We’re going all the way
The United States ranks first among developed nations in rates of both teenage pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases.
Before 1972, time zones synchronized to Greenwich Mean Time. They now use Coordinated Universal Time (UTC).
Take me to the other side
180-degrees from the current position.
Sparks fly like the Fourth of July
Fireworks are composed mainly of potassium nitrate, aluminum, and sulfur.
Just take me to the other side
Psychological reactance describes the response a person has to a perceived loss of freedom. It can be illustrated by the phrase, “The grass is always greener on the other side” — the idea that when you cannot have what you want, you experience emotional distress and begin justifying or legitimizing your plight.
I see that sexy look in your eyes
Rods and cones in the retina of the eye generate impulses that allow you to see.
And I know we ain’t friends anymore
Connectedness to friends has been associated with health-compromising behaviors (i.e. smoking). (Source)
If we walk down this road
To mimic the human muscles for walking in a machine requires about 54 mechanical muscles.
We’ll be lovers for sure
“Adolescents who reported sexual activity had high levels of reputation-based popularity, but not likeability among peers.” (Source)
So tonight kiss me like it’s do or die
According to the CDC, the death rate for 2010 (the latest year available) was 799.5 deaths per 100,000 population.
And take me to the other side