Dating tips from the animal kingdom
Got a hot date?
If it’s with a human, you’ll probably have to rely on the classic wooing strategies: flowers, chocolates, dinner and dancing, smelling good, etc.
But in the animal kingdom, courtship often has a different flavor. I combed back through the archives of New Scientist’s Zoologger, a weekly column about extraordinary animals, and turned up some unusual techniques that other creatures use to seduce their chosen mate.
Bugs stab their sweethearts in the stomach.
Male bed bugs and bat bugs use sharp penises to stab their partners in the abdomen and deliver sperm directly into the blood. Bean weevils, who have huge and spiny penises, also lacerate their mates during sex.
Koalas use a sexy voice.
Koalas bellow to attractive females in an unusually deep voice. Their mating song, which sounds “more like a series of burps and snores,” is 20 times lower than scientists would expect the little bears to have.
Spiders give gifts – but sometimes make a fatal mistake.
Two species of South American spiders look so similar that sometimes the spiders themselves get confused. Males who offer a mating gift to the wrong kind of female often end up getting eaten instead.
Albatrosses keep an open relationship.
Once the wandering albatross grows up, it finds a partner to mate with for life. But that doesn’t mean that they’re exclusive – about 1 in 10 chicks are the product of adultery.
Flatworms try some unusual foreplay.
A hermaphroditic species of flatworm pokes another flatworm with its penis. The other flatworm pokes back. This quickly devolves into a game that experts call “penis fencing.”
Great white sharks strut their stuff.
How do great white sharks snag a girlfriend? By showing off their best deep dives, of course, while all the females gather round to watch.
Hawkfish morph into the opposite sex.
Hawkfishare born as females and then later mature into males. Too much competition from other males? Switch back to female. Lots of females hanging around? Switch back to male.
Macaques synchronize their sex schedules.
Female Assamese macaques are more likely to decide to have sex on a given day if other ladies are doing it too. That way, they can mate with who they want, instead of getting stuck with just the dominant males.
Male wasps call dibs on the hot ones.
When this Japanese wasp sees an attractive female, he flicks her on the head with his antenna. Once that happens, she’ll shrug off other males and wait for her guy.
Snakes have a massive orgy.
Red-sided garter snakes roll up into large “mating balls” with dozens of males competing for a single female.
I… think that’s a good place to end things.
Aviva Hope Rutkin is a reporter for New Scientist. Follow her on Twitter @realavivahr.
84 Responses to “Dating tips from the animal kingdom”
Love this! Thanks for posting 🙂
Priceless!The koala’s sexy voice might even work on humans.
That was so great! Loved it!
http://talkingfrankly.wordpress.com/
Reblogged this on Apps Lotus's Blog.
Entertaining and amazing 🙂
Reblogged this on normanjeremaih1 and commented:
I’ll stick. …, to the original plan.
I was single for seven years between marriages. This sounds all too familiar.
My goodness snakes 😀 this is quite a revelation and I am loving it. Especially the facts about Hawkfish and snakes. Thanks for sharing this!
Reblogged this on Brainbrizzle's blog.
Love the penis fencing! Forwarded this to my significant other.. HA! Will have to reply and let you know how it goes 😉
very nice post… thanks
Reblogged this on gallantpee.com and commented:
Even animals know what a relationship worth…. Hmmm
I feel like stabbing someone in the stomach.
Reblogged this on Curious Perception and commented:
An exciting read on lovers in animal kingdom
Something exciting nice one !!!!
Reblogged this on Mindculture's Blog and commented:
Anyone needs dating tips? No? Still read this anyway. It should give your brain a break from more serious things… Not that I think dating is a trivial thing, especially for spiders.
Wonderful. Reblogged to Mindculture.wordpress.com
Reblogged this on karpalism and commented:
Fun, exciting, and eventful 🙂
[…] https://theraptorlab.wordpress.com/2014/04/16/dating-tips-from-the-animal-kingdom/ […]
OMG If follow those advices I will forget how to be a human being!! Mercy!! lol
Great article. I studied animal behavior in school. This was a great reminder. And picture was attractive. Good job.
I have seen most of these occur in the local bar down the street…
Love this
alles voor de dieren
haha i’m just trying to figure out if i could use any of those tricks lol
This article reminds me of how animals communicate with each other in a book for entertaining used. Thanks for sharing interesting facts about animals 🙂
Flatworm foreplay.. ahahaha. Love this! http://www.thehedonistavista.wordpress.com xx
that was funny
Reblogged this on on and wayward she goes and commented:
We can all learn a thing or two from the animal kingdom. teehee.
“Mating Balls” sounds like a cereal offered at an overnight fertility clinic.
“Male wasps call dibs on the hot ones” was my fav 😛 i loved it 🙂
Pretty much blow away that koalas are quite diplomatic with their staggering voice!
Reblogged this on sarangyoew and commented:
cool :]